MICHAEL SUMNER briefly . . . 

1. BORN IN GREELEY, COLORADO when everybody had a
   party line telephone.
2. STARTED COLLEGE right after the Summer of Love.
3. GOT MARRIED when gasoline was twenty-five cents a gallon.
4. WENT TO OREGON, made etchings, washed off with benzine.
5. MOVED TO CALIFORNIA and experienced sitting still in traffic.
6. LURED TO NEW MEXICO by its pornographic spirituality.
   Got rudely awakened.